Commonalities

Somewhere a man and a woman will be on a blind date. She will be lactating and he will fantasize about ripping her shirt off and drinking from her breast over a salad he never wanted. She will fantasize about the possibility of him sucking her breasts which will be a new feeling for her but one that will cause reactions down there. They won’t talk about it. They will talk about inconsequential things. Nothing will happen. They will go back to their respective homes after an average date but never see or hear about each other again. He’ll think of her once when his future wife eventually gives him a baby. She might think she saw him once at a post office.