sex positions to remember

"Under arrest"-- can get frisked
On the stairs sex-- quickie
"You're under suspicion of being sexual. . .
I will take you in."
You take me in, I meant.
Let's start over.
"You people are responsible for the rise in. . .
my junk."
That's like cock, because cocks rise and I wanted
to couple that with crime. Also, I wanted to
make an off color joke on color.
Grope.