Catch-Up

Long nails, like heels, inhibit women.  "My nails look fake!"  My mom doesn't know this or she would not have sounded so joyous.  15 love. 

When I'm in the groove, when I'm dancing, the last thing I want are tiny 5th graders and slightly gargantuan 3rd graders all up in my business.  They think they can dance.  And maybe they're a little bit good almost, but I dance black magic.  Like unicorns in rainstorms.  Like gummy bears with kidney transplants.  They are not old enough to understand.  I will not be made fun of.  I will tackle a bitch.  30 love.  

Work: Mc Hammer.  Rufus Wainwright.  The Temptations.  Something Corporate.  Eminem.  My Brightest Diamond.  David Bowie.  Edith Piaf.  Feist.  T-Pain.  Neutral Milk Hotel.  Lady Sovereign.  New Young Pony Club.  Billy Joel.  Lil' Kim.  Metric.  Coldplay.  Yael Naïm.  The Magnetic Fields.  Stars. Scissor Sisters. St. Vincent.  T.I.  Imogen Heap.  P:ano.  One Self.  Fink.  Kelly.  Yo-Yo Ma.  Adele.  Eve.  Emily Jane White.  Emily Haines & the Soft Skeleton.  The New Pornographers.  Santogold.  Diam's.  Status IV.  The Virgin's.  S Club 7.  702.  ???  30 15.  

Way too much pressure

How will I ever write something

good AND cool!? 40 15

One two many numbers to name in Amazonian languages where the difference between a 3 piranha attack and a 12 piranha attack is negligible.  Many as an X of sorts as in X men have been killed in the great hunt.  What does X equal in this equation?  X > 2 = no one cares enough to specify.  Turns out, all infants are born with the ability to count - no matter if they'll have the vocabulary tools to prove it.  One too many Mickeys have been sacrificed.  40 30.  (Many Many.)

Let us all thank Hitler for Linda.  Adolf, father of the Nazi regime, father of the blow up sex doll.  She is blonde for the Aryan race.  She has 10 gallon salmon-tipped milk-jugs for pleasure.  All because no self-respecting Nazi soldier should EVER fuck a French girl.  Deuce. 

I've learned that a sphere (of three dimensions by definition) that passes through a plane appears as a series of circles (of two dimensions by definition) that get larger and then smaller again to the 2D observer on the plane.  Gluing them together again produces the original shape.  It is by the same logic that a hyper-sphere (of four dimensions by definition) passing through a 3D world (ours) would appear as a series of spheres getting larger and then smaller to the 3D observer.  Gluing them together again produces the original shape.  I offer you now a glimpse of a world with four dimensions. 

Those oblong like shapes are supposed to be circles which are supposed to be spheres.  Advantage. Fox.