If Maya Angelou were Old and Delusional

she'd say, "I like the sound of blackness cascading against the rainbow backdrop that is my muesli. W.E.B Dubois would say that the conglomerate of blackness is richly dichotomized. Yes, I said it, dichotomized. I used to be a dancing chicken-headed ho. I was once friends with James Baldwin, he was such a queen, such a black queen. I'm such a crazy bitch. Anyway. . . I wish that Oprah girl would stop pestering me. She wants validation. The summer months are beautiful when you are black. The dandelion fluff is made for you. I like the sound of my own blackness cascading against the rainbow backdrop that is my dangerous love for granola."