No Condition

I went in with a toothache...

and left without teeth

da hole wite side 

of ma mouf 

numb

for owwahs

and just when the new pain

was dulling

i thought to have some dessert

because ice cream is soft

and soft's all i'm allowed.

i saw the first on the stove top

dead center

live roach

the second by the sink

(what type?)

the third fell to my scream

from the cabinet

that holds our glass-

and dinnerware

and i reeled back

(lost the bugger no less) 

when my stitches were ripped 

out of my mouth

and i felt violet daggers 

of pain

(more intense than red

or yellow or white

is purple)

i really should spray

those cabinets

but damn it

i'm in no condition

(there are still stitches

but i'm in no condition)