The Frequency of This Happening is Also Rather Astonishing

Asleep on the couch

DO NOT

think I can't hear

you eating that

sandwich

made from bread

you must have stashed

in  your

condom-

drawer

because I've checked

and there hasn't been

any bread

but the butts

in this house for

a week (or more!)

and I'd know,

because I really want a sandwich