What it (costs) to wake up

I've got coffee balanced (clenched)
in my right hand.
There's swine frying (crackling)
behind me.
The world is beckoning (calling)
from the front.
Yoo-hoo! Hello there!
I look expectantly (cautiously)
at the news channel it (caws)
like an incessant crow telling me the (crazed)
shit that's going on outside.
Get a load of this!
There's bombs blasting and (catching)
kids on fire. There is beautiful (chaos)
stripping the world and the like (clean)
of intelligible (convictions)
Look what I've got!
Well guess what? My coffee's gone (cold)
I'm now in (capable)
eating breakfast ('cause)
the whole world's gone to (crap)
My job is done!